Amazon Should Do Zero Stars
Just no.
Mediocre.
Just no.
Too much of a stretch.
I really did my best.
I should have stopped at 30%.
Should never have reached the end.
I wouldn’t have missed
much.
Amazon should do zero stars.
Colin and Ken bored me to tears.
To tears.
It could have been so much better,
with an injection of tension or fear.
Dire.
It’s a terrible book.
One star.
It’s a pity she didn’t concentrate on one subject
or the other
but then she wouldn’t have had enough material
to write two novels.
Am I missing something?
Amazon should do zero stars.
I could not carry on reading.
Okay, not great.
Can’t use language? Don’t write a book.
What the fuck?
Contrived plot.
Too long.
Needs a judicious pruning.
Worst thing I’ve ever read, and I’ve read lots.
It’s not you, it’s me.
There’s too much good literature out there to
waste time reading
such shit.
Amazon should do zero stars.
I hope my review saves people the pain
and wasted time
I have endured again.
Mediocre.
Full of clichés and predictable.
Don’t waste your time on this
drivel.
Not a man’s book.
It’s written like a children’s book.
What the fuck?
Make your mind up.
A children’s books,
and not a good one at that.
Amazon should do zero stars.
It’s not often I don’t finish a book
But this time I have been
defeated.
Perhaps this should be repeated –
defeated.
This book wasn’t for me.
I’m unable to find any positive comments
to make.
Oh, try. Do try.
Two stars – I was enjoying it
until I stopped halfway.
Lions are my favourite
but the facts are all wrong.
It’s too long.
Amazon should do zero stars.
This book arrived late.
It did not fit on my bookshelf.
It is not what I thought.
It is not what I bought.
She is not quite right.
This is not quite right.
You are not quite right.
Just no.
Amazon should do zero stars.
